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DISCLAIMER: If you are included within this list, you are to hold no grudges against Pat. He is merely a sad boy who imbarrases easily. He apologizes for any inconvieniances.

Number 1: Bed

Sleeping in the same bed with two lovers is NEVER a good idea.

Number 2: Prom

Picture this: An uber-geek goes to prom with an extremely attractive younger lady because his friend told the girl he would hang himself if she refused.

Number 3: Movie

Its always fun watching a homemade movie containing photographs of you under-age drinking with your friends family.

Number 4: Brothel

Isn't it awesome when you've been house-sitting for a week and your parents want to come to visit at the same time 'love-makers' re-appear to the outside world. Oh and then your parent makes a comment about it.

Number 5: Swimming

You want to go swimming, but everyone you are with begins to strip down un-expectidly.

The gates of Hell hold a gateway to a much more grevious realm....