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Once, we drank 15 twelve packs of soda in a two week period.
My first born is a cat
For Alex's El Sol Birthday Bash, we bought him a Chimichanga, and filled it with burning candles. The candles eventually
melted and gave the Chimi a waxy finish. He ate it anyway. We also burned a nice hole into the table cloth. Yeah, we really
should have let the employees know what the hell we were doing. Maybe next time.
LAN stands for Local Area Network
One day, i was at Ians house when i decided to ride his dirt bike. Well, being me i fucked it up and ran it into his house.
Ok, not only his house but his main electrical conduit. Needless to say his dad nearly killed me. I still have a scar were
the bikes exhaust burned my leg.
I recently dominated the dirt bike.
We are all now veterans of the great city of Montreal. The first time we went, Ian got a "Danse Contakt" with an
"ethnic" woman, AKA Morgan Freeman. The last time we went, poor Alex shared a similar experience. He hasnt recovered
yet.
We just deep-fried Doritos and Jerky.
I saw DooM the second day it was out, by myself. It's curious how they could fuck something as simple as DooM up, all you
need is guns, imps, and blood but sure enough.
Tripod.com keeps me from my homework.
I hate eBay, and I hate PayPal more. Everytime I sign on I see some new video compilation of the Kinks work, or some fucking
shitty game like Yoda Stories. I have to pay for college but I just end up buying shit. eBay Sucks.
Recently, I was kidnapped and brought on a three day trip to Wisconsin.
So Mickey was in his Bio B class a few weeks back when his teacher said "The human body has 46 chromosome." Mickey
knew this was wrong, he burst out "No! It has 24!" The class helper recognized this as a problem and responded
"No kid, that was the number of chromosomes in some shitty Rock movie." It was here that Mickey realized again
what a pain in the ass it is having me as a brother.
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